Double Meaning Sms jokes

Aunty Jokes :
Oru kakka oru aunty oda Bra va thookitu poi marathu melaVachirudhu,
Aunty Kakka Kita  Brava keela podu Solluchu.
Athuku Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu Keela poduradu illa mela podradu! .

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Master:
English master pant zip poda marandhutaar.
Girls sirichanga.
Master : Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven.

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ANDHA MAMA THANDI:
GIRL1 : Endi unna 8 per sernthu Rep pannirukkanga nee yean police la sollala?
GIRL2 : athula orutthan sonnaan Etthanai per rep panninaalum unna naan kalyanam pannikkirenu GIRL1 : YARUDI ATHU?
GIRL2 : ippa SMS PADICHUTTU IRUkKAARE ANDHA MAMA THANDI...

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Pondatti frienda....?
Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,
Thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam
but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?

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Sirikkaadhinga Sindhinga.
Kozhi mutta potta kozhiyoda kunju veliya varum... But vaathiyaar mutta potta vaathiyaar kunju veliya varuma?

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Appadi yetha da thotta?
Man1: Tottathukellam en wife kovapadara
Man2: Appadi yetha da thotta..
Man1: en wifeoda sistera

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Thangachiyoda...!
Appa(To son):- U like thambi paapava or Thangachi Paapava
Son (To appa):- I like ur Thangachiyoda paapa

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Oru figure adichutta!
Boy: appa schoola oru figure adichutta pa
Appa: miss kitta sollu da
Boy: adichathe and miss(Figure) tham pa

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Avar peyaru Raagu illai, Raghu.!
Josiyar : 7aavadhu Veetiley Irukkura Raagu parpadhaal Unga Ponnukku Nalla yoagam.!
Ponnu : Appaa.!
josiyar Thappaa solraar.
Avar peyaru Raagu illai, Raghu.!

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Sediyai pidungittan!
Man1: "Mulaichu 3 ilai kooda vidala, Athukkulla Antha paiyan ippadi pannittan!"
Man2: "Enna pannittan?"
Man1: "Sediyai pidungittan!"

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Vekka paduthu
Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudu, jimmy nu sona thalaya atudu athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum "vekka paduthu" Ennamo nadakuthu.