Funny Mobile Sms Message - Jokes Sms 2013

Friendship:
En kadhalai avalidam solla kooda naan avalavu payapadavillai anal en nanbanidam athai solla bayanden..
Karanam:
Avalidam 2 rubaiku rose vangi kodutha vishayathai sonal ivan 2000 rubaiku treat kepan.

Girl SMS:
Australia girls game "cricket"
Russia girls game "tennis"
China girls game "chess"
BUT INDIAN girls GAME:
"love"
yennama vilayaduranga theriuma..!

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My Best Friend
1008 Velai IrundhaalumUngallukku 1 SmSAnuppuvadhil UllaSugam Irukkey,Ayyo Ayyoo…Adha Msg’la SonnaPuriyaadhu,Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,Call Panni Solren.

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Love and Arrange  Marriage :
Love marriagekum arrange marriagekum enna vithyasam namale 1 kenathula vilunda athu love marriage
10 per serndu namala 1 kenathula thalli vitta athu arrange marriage...

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Teacher and Father
Teacher: unga paiyan futurela periya militari mana varuvan
father:  yen..
Teacher: unga paiyan ellathulayum borderla than pass panran

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Beggar and Lady
Beggar: Amma thaye picha podunga nan vaai pesamudiyatha oomai..........
Lady: pakkatthu Veetla poi Kelupa enakku kadhu kekadhu..

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Teacher and Student
English Teacher: oru compound sentence sollu..?
Student: " INGU NOTICE OTTADHEER"....

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Manager and Villager
Manager : Yenga Bank-la Interest Illaama Loan kodukkiroam..
Villager : Kodukkaradha konjam Sandhoashama kodukkalamla, yean Interest Illaama kodukkireenga....!

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If u Feel Life is Boring.?
Dont worry..
Take a Coin and put Toss..
If it is HEAD,
Kupura paduthu thoongu.
If it is TAIL,
Malakka paduthu thoongu.

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Technology has some draw back..
Ena than "GOOGLE"periya Search Engine ah Irundhalum, adhala enoda L.K.G la kanama pona "pencila" Thedi Tharamudiyuma....
yosinga..
technology has sum draw back..

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Girl and Boy
Girls : Exam Time la Nanga tv, Computer, Cell ethayum Thodamatom.
Ungalala mudiyuma?
Boys: Ha ha ha.. Naangalam Bookaiye thodamatom.
Athu ungalala mudiuma.

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Idha Sonna MoKKa Nu Solraangappa..
Postman Brings "Post"
Milk man Brings "Milk"
Paperman Brings "Paper"
Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water"...
Idha Sonna Mokka nu Solraangappa..

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PULI pasithalum pulla Tinnathu!
Arukampul juice udampukku nallathu thaan.
But,
Athu ENAKku pudikkathu karanam PULI pasithalum pulla mattum illa athoda juicekoda kudika thu..

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Oru change ku inimae girls sagattum...!
Aval sirithal-naan muraithen...
Aval kadhal endraal-naan parents endren...
And finally...
"Naan MANAVARAYIL..."
''Aval KALLARAIYIL..." ....
Eavlo naal than pasangale saganum...!!!
oru change ku inime girl's sagattum...!

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Appa and Son!
Son : appa kaka kathina virundhalinga varuvangalam avanga thirumbi poga ethu kathum..
Fath : vera ethu unga ammathan..

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Appa and Son!
Appa: son nee sight adipia?
Son:illa appa
Appa:thanni adipia?
Son:illa appa
Appa:-apana Unaku oru kettapalakamum kidaiyatha?
Son: poi mattum solluven pa.

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LKG boy and Girl
Lkg girl : Dai, enga Appavukku I.G.Varaikkum theriyum,
en kitta vachukkatha!
Lkg boy : Enga Appavukku ' Z ' varaikkum theriyum podi....

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