Cinema Jokes Sms Message

Surya (in aadukalam audio launch):
neengellam oru vishiyathuku perumapattukanum.
Yenna naanum oru dhanush fan dhan.
Santhanam:
Nee Dhanush fan ah irukarathuku avanga yenda peruma pattukanum.
Nee enna avalo periya appatucker ah.
Shoe ku adila 2 inch heels pottu nadikara unakae avalo adhupu na heels podama nadikara
'Thala-Thalapathy' ku evalo adhupu irukum..

Dedicated to all thala thalapathy fans..

Santhaanam Dialog Remix:
Friend Request Anuppum Pasangalai Lo Lo ena Longa Vaikkum Mokka Figures Ku Vanakkam!

Madam Sonnanga, Intdha Madhiri Theriyadha Pasanga Friend Request Anuppuna Pudikkadhu nu...

Appuram Enna Ma-------ku Friend Request ah Cancel Pannala?

Unaku EnFriend Anupina Request Pidikalana Nee Enna Pannirukkanum?

Enna Chellam Pannirukkanum, Onnu Yes Nu Sollirukkanum illa No Sollirukkanum!

Adha Vittutu Nee Apdiye Vachikitu Un Friends Ellarukittayum Enakku Iththana Request
Vanthirukkunu Kaatti Nee Scene Pottirukka?

Naa Theriyamadhan Kaekuren, NEE ENNA AVLO PERIYA FIGURE ah?

Onraiku Onrai Room la Orae Oru Computer la Facebook ah Paarkura Unakke Avlo Adhuppu na,
Net Centre la Line ah 5 Computer la Suthi Suthi Friend Request Anuppura Engalukku Evlo Adhuppu Irukkm?:-D

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Mayakkam Enna Song Remix 
Poda Poda Poda Maths Puriyala
 Eludha Eludha Eludha Mudiyala
Poga Poga Poga Onnum Puriyala
Aaga Moththam Onnum Vilangala..(Click)
Class Nadathum Podhu Freeya Illaiye
Freeya Irukkum Podhu Class Illaiye
Kaila Paper Irukku Ans Illaiye
Life Poora Indha Thollaiye..:-)

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Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum
 ” 1 WATCH FREE “!!! 
Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya???
Vadivelu: Yes…
Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.

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What is peak of poverty? 
when nayanthara is ready to kiss u for only 2 rupees..
And..
if u have only 1.75 rupees…!
That is called  Peak of Poverty.

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Mazhaikum veyilkum enna difference. . .? 
1
2
 3
4
Ans:
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

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Ulaga SMS Varalaattril mudhal muraiyaaga Inbox’ku vandhu sila Nimidangaley aana Puththam Pudhiya megaa hit Comedy Message Vijay is trying for “Six Pack”…

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Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.
A Man asks: Why r u removing wheel from ur car?
Ajith:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….

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Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Yean?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

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